comedycentral:

"You’re not supposed to eat Americone Dream after sex. You’re supposed to eat it during sex. That’s what the waffle cone pieces are for, they’re ribbed for your pleasure.” -Stephen Colbert

😹😹😹😹😹😹😹

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meladoodle:

constantly looking forward to my next meal

(Source: meladoodle)

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dutchster:

"he’s making that face again isn’t he"

dutchster:

"he’s making that face again isn’t he"

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)

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Holy anxiety batman

I’m still alive guys. Just don’t have wifi :/

I’m still alive guys. Just don’t have wifi :/

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lmaoalien:

honestly saying “youre a twig lets get some meat on those bones” is just as offensive and embarrassing as “youre fat, watch what you eat” may not seem like it but trust me

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Be the type of person you want to meet.

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"When the scientists of the future show up at my house with robot eyes and they tell me to try them on, I will tell the scientists to screw off, because I do not want to see a world without him.” 

(Source: stlieshale)

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I wonder if the Supernatural Fandom can get this Impala to drive all across Tumblr.

silvertongue-goldenhorns:

damned-rising-demon:

all-the-ships-from-all-the-shows:

fallen-angel-of-the-lorde:

ouch-fallen-angel:

aerialkgmarie:

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Let’s drive Baby!!! 

It’s would be so cool if every time someone reblogs it they add their location like I’m in Nova Scotia Canada. And we could see where the impala is on a map!

Yeah, thats a great idea! Im in nevada usa.

I’m also in Nevada USA

Arizonaaa

Indianapolis, IN, USA

(Source: staying-alive-in-the-tardis)

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